The Straight White Man's Guide to Surviving the PC World

Alright, so we all know that the suicide rate for white men is higher than it is for most other groups. Why this is, to my knowledge, has not been fully explained. Though one thing should seem obvious - it is now pretty much open season, culturally, on straight white men (it is for men in general but white men in particular).

Unlike other groups, this group cannot claim victimhood because no one cares or wants to understand their issues, handwaving them away. That's fine. The victim culture is for the weak and I want no part in it.

Instead, I wrote a brief passage on a relevant video which I'm copying below. Here's how you excel:

1. Realize that the modern cultural zeitgeist hates you. You can take this information in one of two ways. You can either sink in despair or you can let it motivate you to live the life you always wanted so you can have the satisfaction of flipping it the bird. Make sure you choose the latter.

The other points are just a subset of the first.

2. Recognize that most people are mediocre and sink into what Louis XIV called "inactivity and indolence." Our most vocal detractors tend to be outright losers. Laugh at them.
3. You must rediscover the masculine virtues of rationality combined with decisive action stretching ever upward. Every obstacle overcome makes you a stronger man. Recognize that you are the descendant of warriors, kings, and very, very alpha men.
4. Lift weights.
5. Learn game.
6. Don't dress like an emasculated hipster.
7. Discover your natural talents and make long term plans of how to utilize them. Resolve to not be a wage slave forever. You must sell something other than your labor to get rich.
8. Read about and learn from the examples of other great men in the past.
9. Keep a blog or journal of all your adventures so you see your growth and learn.

Be aware. Look good. Learn game. Get rich. You will be free and be the epitome of what the modern zeitgeist hates. This will amuse you because you will be powerful and your detractors will not. That's the best revenge.

Depending on circumstances this might take many years, but the willingness to do the work is what separates the champs from the chumps.

Pathetic White Knight Attempts to Preach in 140 Characters

Alright, so you all know that I typically think "hashtag activism" is lame and that social media is a disease. That's why I don't usually pay attention to what goes on there. I had to research what this was.

Apparently according to some feminist groups, clapping induces anxiety. Therefore the NUS Women's Campaign are requesting that their delegates move to Jazz Hands. So basically feminists want to make everything dull and silent, in other words, dead. No surprise there. I wonder if Jazz Hands will soon trigger the feels as they can be confused for pointing, and pointing is rude, after all. At any rate, #nuswomen15 is the "hashtag" associated with this idea.

Naturally, this campaign was promptly mocked and the hashtag seemingly taken over by the detractors. A great example of spatial dominance in action.

Enter James Blythe, the dashing white knight to the rescue:

Really appalling men trolling #nuswomen15. As a man, you are pathetic excuses for men and need to be better, not criticise amazing women
— James Blythe (@OUSU_AcAff) March 24, 2015

This is James Blythe:

 

Surprised? I'm not.

The response to his white knighting (and over something patently absurd - forget things that on their face might have some merit worth discussing) is overwhelmingly negative. Humorously, he hasn't received any positive reaction from the women who are mocking him just as much as the men. Who said equality can't exist?

He's at Oxford of course.

As the bicentennial of the Battle of Waterloo continues to approach rapidly, I think the Duke of Wellington and his stubborn redcoats would be at the very least flabbergasted that this is what is called a "man" in Britain these days.

Announcing the new White Knight Shaming Initiative

See my latest article on Return of Kings for an introduction.

I am proud to announce that I will have a new section on this blog dedicated to publicly shaming white knights. We all know the power of shaming - it has essentially reduced racism and smoking to the least respected margins of society. It's the same reason why fatties are resisting it so strongly with the fat acceptance movement.

White knights are a major social problem and so it is time for a dedicated campaign of public shaming. I hope that other blogs will be joining me in this endeavor.